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"I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, Idon't know and I don't care.'"
— Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player
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#126 A pigeon's feathers are heavier than its bones.
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Q: Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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 Rare Diseases | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 07/07/1999 | | |  |
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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where
they
were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They
opened the champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked,
"Ewww-what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled
and weird. Why are your feet so gross?"
"I had tolio as a child," he answered. "You mean polio?" she
asked.
"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they
continued undressing.
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled
up her nose. "What's wrong with your knees?" she asked.
"They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my
knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the
undressing continued, her husband at last removed his
underwear.
"Don't
tell me," she said. "Let me guess...Small cox?"
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