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"I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state." -George W. Bush, speaking to reporters, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001
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"I dont' know. I have never played there."
— Golfer Sandy Lyle, aske in 1994 to judge Tiger Woods.
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#22 Alaska has the highest percentage of people who walk to work.
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... is so fat, When she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on!
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Q. Why are hurricanes named after women?
A. Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
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 Lawn of ill repute | | By: Northern Belle | Published: 12/18/1999 | | |  |
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A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in
a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a nude
couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another
couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some
bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of the house and
knocked.
A well-dressed woman answered the door and the man asked what
kind of a place this was. "This is a brothel," replied the
madam.
"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.
"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."
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