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 Chicken Sandwiches | | By: thegrandpatron | Published: 12/10/2001 | | |  |
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A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered
that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day.
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades until one day he
noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. "Hey, how come
you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" he asked her.
She said, "I love it, but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he said.
She pointed to her lap and said, "Because I'm starting to grow little
feathers down there!"
"Let me see!"
"Okay," and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right you are! Better not eat any more
chicken..." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he
brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop
eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too."
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said, "Oh, my God, it's too late for you, you've already got the
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marvin
(12.10.2001 2:30:30 PM EST)
I'm surprised at you ! LOL
But I like chickens ;-)
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