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Condom Salesman

By: TheAdvisorPublished: 12/14/1998
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A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman seeing the two cute babies started asking the man "Aren't they cute, what is their names?"

The man giving the lady an angry look replied "I don't know".

The lady asked again "Which is a boy and which is a girl".

The man looking angrier than before replied "I don't know".

The woman then started to scold the man "What kind of a father are you ?".

The man replied "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company"

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