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"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000

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Condom Salesman

By: TheAdvisorPublished: 12/14/1998
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A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman seeing the two cute babies started asking the man "Aren't they cute, what is their names?"

The man giving the lady an angry look replied "I don't know".

The lady asked again "Which is a boy and which is a girl".

The man looking angrier than before replied "I don't know".

The woman then started to scold the man "What kind of a father are you ?".

The man replied "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company"

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