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 First Impression | | By: MissPK | Published: 06/17/2001 | | |  |
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Jeff walks into the bar and sees his friend Danny, huddled on the bar. Jeff walks over and asks Danny what's wrong.
"Well," replies Danny, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a smile.
"Well," says Danny, straightening up, "I finally got up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Danny, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible." Says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Danny, "And I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
Danny huddles over the bar again. "I kicked her in the face."
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Well...
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started by
bigswifty
(06.20.2001 8:06:24 AM EST)
This guys got a leg up on the rest of us...I tip my hat, (but not with my hand)REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
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hehe
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started by
moncyb
(06.18.2001 2:18:46 AM EST)
Your jokes are always good Miss PK. Glad you keep writing :)
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thats
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started by
paparoach1
(06.17.2001 1:34:13 PM EST)
some strong tape.
We're going to infest
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hahaha
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started by
butchy
(06.17.2001 11:04:04 AM EST)
funniest joke ever posted
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hehehe
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started by
oxbrain
(06.17.2001 4:56:51 AM EST)
I have that same problem...
one time I didn't tape it though and it hit her in the stomach..."It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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