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Shared Labor PAINS

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/06/2000
 
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A man and his wife were haveing a baby, and she said it was time to go to the hospital.

While the doctors were preping her husband, they told him about a new voluntary procedure, that before the baby is born, they can give it a shot, through the mothers stomach, and the true father of the child will feel the labor pains with the wife.

The man said yeah i'll try that, she is going through it I should too.

When they were in the delivery room, they injected 10cc of the medication, and he said he did'nt feel anything. He then said to give the baby another shot of it.

The doctors said it could be dangerous, but he went along with it anyway, and felt nothing. Then he said give it 100cc's, and the doctors refused at first becasue of the risk of death.

He did it anyway, nothing happened. Well they had ther little boy, and went home to find the mail man dead on the front porch.

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TEst ing Yahoo (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.09.2000 11:40:25 AM EST)

Testing - - message at 10:40 AM.

soooooo (0 replies)
started by amirian
(06.06.2000 10:34:45 PM EST)

this is soooooooo old and soooooo played out

HELLZ BELLZ

predictable (0 replies)
started by spoiler
(06.06.2000 3:31:57 PM EST)

obvious

my ex (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.06.2000 3:17:53 PM EST)

my ex works for the USPS..... Where can I get some of that stuff? Serves him right, sticking his dick where it doesn't belong.

Hey i wrote that! (0 replies)
started by echo44
(06.06.2000 11:03:03 AM EST)

i sent that in and did'nt know how to claim it, i hope everone enjoys it!

Bad version of an old one. (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.06.2000 1:58:22 AM EST)

The fortune teller version was better.

;o)

Yes, old... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(06.06.2000 0:33:00 AM EST)

but decent...fucking mailman!!

2nd (0 replies)
started by missattitude
(06.06.2000 0:22:01 AM EST)

Very old joke!

first (0 replies)  
started by aaaa
(06.06.2000 0:14:22 AM EST)

first

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