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Japanese Manners

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/07/2000
 
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A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.

So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making love and she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes and she lets out a big fart.

She looked up and said, "Excuse please, front hole so happy back hole whistle!"

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allo goofball (0 replies)
started by wolfmanpro
(06.13.2000 10:24:01 AM EST)

very good joke

good joke...bad manners (0 replies)
started by FawnLebowitz
(06.10.2000 11:29:41 PM EST)

good joke...but if the girl farted on me, i'd take her ass to divorce court. so long, sucky-wang!

I have an announcement to make...there is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed! Thank you, Desiree!

yo mamma so fat (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.10.2000 11:00:11 PM EST)

that when she went to bed she slept with a ruler to see how long she slept

SUCKX (0 replies)
started by TnB
(06.08.2000 5:42:52 PM EST)

This Joke Sucks like hell

Whistle while you work (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(06.07.2000 7:38:05 PM EST)

I hate it when they whistle after sex...

Viagra Lite (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.07.2000 6:17:29 PM EST)

Di hear that today, they announced the issue of Viagra Lite?


It doesn;t give a man an erection but it does make him look good in a Speedo.

Viagra Lite (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.07.2000 6:16:55 PM EST)

Did hear that today, they announced the issue of Viagra Lite?


It doesn;t give a man an erection but it does make him look good in a Speedo.

This joke was... (0 replies)
started by spankboy
(06.07.2000 3:16:12 PM EST)

lame. Just lame.

...and now I shall masturbate.

uh, no (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(06.07.2000 10:03:13 AM EST)

Best Comment: OliverClozoff!

The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

another dumb one (0 replies)
started by kickme
(06.07.2000 6:33:38 AM EST)

Gosh that was stupuid too! hey need to get some new jokes!

U all suK

It may be whistlin' now... (0 replies)  
started by OliverClozoff
(06.07.2000 0:53:08 AM EST)

...by next week it'll be goin' "whoooooooooosh!"

;o)

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