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By: TheJokerPublished: 06/17/2000
 
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This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically.

The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

Bill looked up and said, "To your house."

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    Hehe (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (03.03.2001 10:27:40 PM EST)

    Um Well I get it, I guess it's a IQ thing, you wouldn't understand.

    It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up. I tried doing good, but good's not too good for me.

    pimpdaddy (0 replies)
    started by peepeehead
    (06.21.2000 1:04:00 AM EST)

    i still don't get it.

    i am a well respected reverend who blesses "civil unions" between cauliflowers and tape dispensers, which is usually frowned upon in my state, for some reason.

    Help (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.19.2000 5:48:42 PM EST)

    I need a joke about a farmer

    haha (1 reply)
    started by spoiler
    (06.19.2000 3:37:40 PM EST)

    now I get it, thanks to the comments

    ??? (0 replies)
    started by pimpdaddy
    (06.19.2000 5:34:19 AM EST)

    How friggin stupid do you have to be to not get this joke? Well you should watch some more A-Team instead of reading books I am sure that helps.

    ummmm... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.18.2000 11:19:19 AM EST)

    that was stupid. i dont get it

    sucked (0 replies)
    started by peepeehead
    (06.18.2000 2:04:25 AM EST)

    i still don't get it.

    i am a well respected reverend who blesses "civil unions" between cauliflowers and tape dispensers, which is usually frowned upon in my state, for some reason.

    dude... (0 replies)
    started by picklelicious
    (06.17.2000 4:54:19 PM EST)

    this is gay.

    remember: losing is half the battle!

    hey (0 replies)
    started by brandysuttles
    (06.17.2000 12:54:16 PM EST)

    this is funny you have to really think to get the joke though.when he says he's at the barber's house that means he was with his wife.
    lol

    ok??? (0 replies)
    started by sexonthebeach
    (06.17.2000 10:26:00 AM EST)

    help me im a little confused i did not get this and i would like someone to explain it to me

    crazy sons of bitches

    2nd (0 replies)
    started by hughjazz
    (06.17.2000 0:33:46 AM EST)

    this was sad

    blah (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.17.2000 0:19:36 AM EST)

    I read this on a porn site.

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