John has three days off from work and what better way to spend them but in Las Vegas.
First night, he goes in to the casino and plays the slots, and he hits for 1,000 bucks. John thinks to himself I'm gonna get me a hooker.
So out on he town he goes looking. He spots the finest blonde he has ever seen and he ask's her "What can I get for 1,000 bucks?"
She says "A hand job." he replies "A HAND JOB??? for a 1,000 bucks!" She tells him "Look across the street, you see that Porsche?" he says "Yes," she says "Well, I bought that from the money I made giving hand jobs."
So he's thinking wow she must be real good, so he takes her up on the offer and boy was it the best he's ever gotten.
The next day he hits again this time 2,000 bucks, finds the blonde and asks "What can I get for 2,000 bucks?"
She says "A blowjob and it will be the best you have ever had."
John is still not convinced.
So she tells him "See that casino over there, I bought that from the money I made giving blowjobs." So he takes her up on the offer and yup, best blowjob he's ever had in his life.
The next day he hits for 3,000 bucks, finds the blonde and says look I got 3,000 bucks and I want that pussy cause your the best at everything else so far so I know that pussy will be worth every penny!!
She says "Look over there, see that fleet of jets at the airport runway." He looks and see them, and she says "If I had a pussy, I could own those too."
