A farmer has a farm with about 600 hens but no roosters. The farmer decides that he needs a rooster for his farm.
He goes to the closest farm and asks the farmer if he has a rooster for sale. The Farmer says "Yes, actually I do. Feel free to take it, His name is Randy".
After paying the farmer the man takes the rooster back to his farm, sits him down and says "Randy, I want you to pace yourself, I want some chicks, but just take your time and have some fun". Randy seems to understand and goes bolting to the hen house. WHAM!. Randy nails every hen 3 or 4 times. The farmer is amazed.
Then Randy sees some geese down by the river. He bolts down there and WHAM!. Nails every goose and duck that was there. By the end of day the farmer is astounded and figures that at this pace Randy will just drop dead.
In the morning The farmer goes outside and sure enough there's Randy laying there on the ground not moving with vultures circling him.
The farmer says "Poor Randy. He exhausted himself. He nailed so many things he died".
Then Randy opens one eye slightly and says "SHHHHH, There getting closer!"
