What Did You Expect For Ten Dollars?
By: Anonymous	Published: 08/03/2000
A man asked three kids for their name, age and best joke they can think of. "My name is Joe Willis and I'm eight years old sir" replied the first child; "My name is Don Reeves and I'm eight years old sir" replied the second child; "My name is Bob Turner and I'm nine years old sir" the final kid replied. (The kids go in the order they introduced themselves) Joe: Why did the chicken cross the road? Man: I don't know why? Joe: To get across the street. Man: Ha. Man: Don your next. Don: What did Adam say to the dentist? Man: I don't know why? Don: Nothing because there were no dentists around. Man: Sit down and shut up. Man: Bob your next. Bob: I have to warn you it's not a question. Man: Tell it to me anyway. Bob: Ok. A man walked into a hooker bar and slipped a woman ten dollars. She led him into the back room and they made love. The next day the man went to the doctor and found out he had crabs. That night he went back to tell the hooker what he had. The hooker said, "What did you expect for ten dollars, lobster?" Man: Thats some of the funniest shit I ever heard little man. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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that was F****** great (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.05.2000 1:25:06 PM EST) that joke was ace

alright (0 replies) started by deeznutz (08.04.2000 4:15:38 PM EST) why didn't ya'll just put the 3rd boyz joke instead of that other stupid shit deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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Whatever (0 replies) started by scottm (08.03.2000 9:25:24 AM EST) That's some of the stupidest shit I ever read (little man). ranger

I smell plagarism (0 replies) started by jkenney23 (08.03.2000 9:18:14 AM EST) This joke originally appeared on Comedy Central's "The Man Show". Adam Corolla asked two little kids the first two questions, and the third kid was played by a 60 year-old midget in children's clothing, which makes it a hell of a lot funnier (also note the coarser language in the third one).

um.. (0 replies) started by XorsistXtreme (08.03.2000 2:11:02 AM EST) what's the point of the first two kids? And don't we teach kids not to talk to weird men on the street asking their names and ages? sheesh.

I don't know... (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (08.03.2000 1:00:45 AM EST) ...a crotch full of lobsters doesn't sound that great, either. Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

I am first!!! (0 replies)   started by aznkid5 (08.03.2000 0:06:36 AM EST) I am first because I have the power to do so!!

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