Three Stages of Marital Sex
By: theresalove	Published: 06/29/2000
The three stages of marital sex are as follows: Stage 1, House Sex: Upon first being married, the newlyweds engage in sex all over the house; living room, kitchen, shower, etc. Stage 2, Bedroom Sex: After the "honeymoon phase" wears off, sex is only found in the bedroom. Stage 3, Hallway Sex: Being married for so long, the only sex you get is passing each other in the hall and saying, "Fuck you". Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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..... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.30.2001 3:42:20 PM EST) ...................

nice (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.27.2001 2:23:35 PM EST) sounds like my parents

oh, my. (0 replies) started by stupidfuck (12.21.2000 4:29:21 PM EST) yup, it's true. i'm in the fuck you stage and have been for a long fucking time! jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

new (0 replies) started by kmwww12 (09.18.2000 6:48:22 AM EST) i don,t now how find sex in this web. also i want photo about that. thank

let's hope its not like that (0 replies) started by joanna143 (08.27.2000 8:35:11 PM EST) i'm getting married on sept 23, 2000, this joke scares me.

this blows (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.11.2000 11:16:53 PM EST) come on man, can u think of anything worse than this shit, fuck you is really sex, you suck

say what (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.06.2000 12:23:02 PM EST) forget u

here is a joke (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.02.2000 4:04:57 PM EST) there were three cocks a irish cock a english cock and a gay cock and the english cock says cock a doodle doo the irish one says doodle doodle cock and the gay one says any cockle doo

Hey, it's the cock ring guy!!! (1 reply) started by SuicideKing (06.29.2000 6:47:21 PM EST) "Any cock'll dooooooo!!!!" hehe..sorry, got sidetracked..anyone know what show that was from though? ;)

jelis4 (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.29.2000 4:44:02 PM EST) They forgot the 4th stage of sex. And thats when you get fucked for the last time in the courtroom.

it was so funny (0 replies) started by dolcie (06.29.2000 0:16:27 AM EST) i forgot to laugh

How true! (0 replies)   started by danno (06.29.2000 0:04:58 AM EST) This is only too true to reality! Let this be a warning to anyone thinking of signing on the bottom line. Cheers to those who are first! Hopelessly clueless in IC

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