Last Hurrah
By: nomadogs	Published: 10/01/2000
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house. When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men. So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business. After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked, or even groaned . . . how was it for you?" The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch." The first man asked, "How's that?" "Well," said the second man, "When I nibbled on her breast, she farted, then flew out the window." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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A Great Midget Joke (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.03.2000 1:30:24 PM EST) 100 midgets went up to the pope and their leader, Johnnie, asked the pope, "are there any midget nuns in the vatican" the pope says," no johnnie." 5 midgets begin to laugh. So johnnie says,"are there any midget nuns in the country." the pope says, "no their isnt." 10 midgets start to laugh. then johnny says,"are their any midget nuns in the world." the pope says," no, johnnie, there isnt." all the midgets bust out laughing and they all start saying, "Johnnie fucked a penguin! Johnnie fucked a penquin! etc.

Boy Scouts (0 replies) started by janturner3054 (10.02.2000 8:09:04 PM EST) why did the boy scout little jimmie get kicked out of boyscouts???? ============================== ate too many Brownies====

HEY..... (0 replies) started by MIZIKE (10.02.2000 8:05:06 PM EST) I think that happened to my grandpa! I think I'm gonna puke...

Hum, This reminds me... (0 replies) started by duck888 (10.02.2000 12:28:39 PM EST) This happened to my friend in West Point a couple of times.

Woo (0 replies) started by alfspin (10.01.2000 11:00:02 PM EST) Ha, that made me laugh hard! Alf is in Da' House!

funny (0 replies) started by rook30505 (10.01.2000 0:59:18 AM EST) funny,I laugh now haha "You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"

Boy, she seems real... (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (10.01.2000 0:57:06 AM EST) except for the fact that she doesn't talk, doesn't move, and feels and looks like plastic....other than that, we didn't notice she wasn't a real girl "How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."

old (0 replies)   started by donut38 (10.01.2000 0:12:11 AM EST) the old timers eyes must be bad

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