The Heavenly Rooster
By: wolfwatch1	Published: 10/25/2000
There was a family that had a pet rooster. One day the rooster died -- it was lying on the ground with its legs sticking straight up in the air, when the son walked out he saw the rooster. He asked what had happened, his father not wanting to explain to him about death said "The rooster is ready to go to heaven, so it's lying on its back with its legs in the air so that God can reach down and pull him right into heaven." A few days later his dad was returning home from work, the kid came running out yelling "Dad! Dad! We almost lost mom today!" The dad asked "How so?" He replied "I walked into her room and she was lying on her back with her legs in the air screaming 'JESUS I'M COMING! I'M COMING!' If it wasn't for our neighbor holding her down, we would of lost her!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Heard it... (0 replies) started by sweetiepeach (11.03.2000 3:46:26 PM EST) ...but still makes me chuckle. :) ~SweetiePeach~

lame (0 replies) started by kingofallmedia420 (10.27.2000 10:16:05 PM EST) old old old old old Legalize, Don't Criminalize

Enough! (0 replies) started by howardstern (10.26.2000 6:55:10 PM EST) Do you guys always have to talk about cock? Blow me.

Enough! (0 replies) started by howardstern (10.26.2000 6:39:34 PM EST) Do you guys always have to talk about cock? Blow me.

Why the hell is my post not about the joke??!!!??? (0 replies) started by thegimper (10.26.2000 6:37:46 PM EST) Just like to give props (Props? what the hell is wrong with me?) to the other Oakland fan and by the way go Sooners kick Nebraska in the arse(Arse!? Here I go again... crap)! I'm not a pervert it's called vouyerisum. And its a diesease. Love me, hate me, either way you cant stop the mullet without me. I have two voices in my head all times. They always the same thing. They hate each other. One says go drink yourself s

Nigga Please (0 replies) started by drivrelfst (10.26.2000 2:08:02 PM EST) i like saying that

Can't we... (0 replies) started by mizike (10.26.2000 1:34:31 AM EST) all just get along???? "I going to Disneyland, don't forget the mousetraps." I think I'm gonna puke...

relaaaaax guuuuyy (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.25.2000 10:42:21 PM EST) some of you people need to chill, you swear like you can write better jokes. oakland raiders!just win baby!

well... (0 replies) started by slade (10.25.2000 6:34:14 PM EST) i cracked up....apparently i dont spend as much time fucking around on goofball as the critics below me

yeah really (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.25.2000 6:28:20 PM EST) this is like the 5th time I've read this joke on this site. Don't you screen jokes to make sure there's no dups?

Hmmm... (0 replies) started by yusaku999 (10.25.2000 4:48:00 AM EST) Oh look! A remake of an old joke. Isn't that cute? You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

come on... (0 replies) started by allstarbro (10.25.2000 1:13:48 AM EST) You have this joke posted numerous times, except this time its not with the mailman. Keep yourselves aware please. Its not as funny the second time.

yesssss (0 replies)   started by hairyjew (10.25.2000 0:06:06 AM EST) im first motherfuckers fuck you

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