HMO vs. PPO
By: animator	Published: 11/09/2000
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he would die instantly." "Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. "Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?" The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Kaptain Aype (0 replies) started by KaptainAype (11.13.2000 9:28:04 PM EST) I dont have anything to say. P.S. I hate chipmunks. -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch

Must be 2-tier... (0 replies) started by paranorml (11.11.2000 5:31:16 PM EST) Must be that 2-tier alberta system we've been hearing so much about in this election ... Stockwell Day gets my vote.. :)

Im glad I live in Canada (0 replies) started by lemonmerchant (11.09.2000 8:46:10 AM EST) Hmm...I hope my plan has that included.

Also not funny (0 replies) started by yusaku999 (11.09.2000 4:47:34 AM EST) Repeat jokes kinda blow. I'm tired of them. You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

My health plan... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (11.09.2000 2:06:07 AM EST) If I get it off in the hospital, it's 80/20, but if I go in to the office it's just a $10 ho-pay! Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

dude... (0 replies) started by rook30505 (11.09.2000 0:23:51 AM EST) where do I sign up for that kind of health care? What did I do today?Nothing,absolutely nothing.And you know what? It was everything I thought it could be.

Hell yeah! (0 replies)   started by mizike (11.09.2000 0:07:11 AM EST) I can dig it. Too bad we're in America where they'd rather see you die than give you good health care. I think I'm gonna puke...

MAN THATS OLD (0 replies) started by donut38 (11.09.2000 0:04:34 AM EST) I READ THAT A YEAR AGO

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