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 Bwind Date | | By: saint | Published: 01/11/2001 | | |  |
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A young man took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel but the girl seemed rather bored. "What would you like to do next?" he asked.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
So the young man took her over to the weight guesser. "One hundred and twenty pounds," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right.
Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy, and then he asked what else she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
"I really latched onto a square one tonight," thought the young man, and using the excuse that he had developed a headache, he took the girl home.
The girl's roommate was surprised to see her home so early, and asked, "How did your date go?"
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terrible
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ironman66
(01.12.2001 2:58:40 PM EST)
that joke sucked...its also very old
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Old
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thelizard
(01.12.2001 9:07:54 AM EST)
Old, yet still good for a chuckle.Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
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quit recycling shit
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penissneeze
(01.11.2001 6:58:49 PM EST)
This has been posted before and it pisses me off. Get new jokes. Don't post old ones.
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Oldie
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thegrandpatron
(01.11.2001 10:01:31 AM EST)
This is so sold I learned it in elementary school, and that was34 years ago!
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Old jokw
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acornett1
(01.11.2001 0:03:03 AM EST)
Very, very old.Aaron Cornett Sr.
ICQ# 55192412
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