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One Spot Left in Heaven

By: bigtomatoPublished: 11/02/2000
 
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Three men approached the gate to heaven and as there was only one opening left. The gatekeeper said that whomever had the most remarkable and worthy death could enter.

He asked the first man how he died, and the man replied, "Imagine this -- I suspected my wife was having an affair behind my back and I wanted to find out the truth. I came home from work one day to surprise her and catch her in the act. When I searched the house I found her in the bathroom. The mirror was fogged and she had a towel on but her hair wasn't wet, so I knew she wasn't taking a shower. I looked all around the house to find the guy. I found ten fingers hanging onto the window sill outside. I pounded them until he finally let go. When he fell he landed in some bushes and God must have loved him because he lived, so I threw the refrigerator out the window to finish him off. After all the excitement, I fell dead of a heart attack."

The gatekeeper said, "Wow, that's horrible." Then he asked the second man how he died.

He replied, "Imagine this -- I'm minding my own business on top of my apartment building. I was riding one of those stationary bicycles when the screws gave out and I flew off the side. I reached out and caught a window sill, then some idiot started pounding on my fingertips. When I fell I landed in some bushes and God must have loved me because I lived. But then that same idiot threw his refrigerator out the window and it crushed me."

"That, too, is horrible," said the gatekeeper. Then he asked the third man the same question.

His reply was, "OK, Imagine this -- I'm naked in a refrigerator..."

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    Kaptain Aype strikes back. (0 replies)
    started by KaptainAype
    (11.13.2000 9:06:27 PM EST)

    Arghhhh i just felt like writing something.
    P.S. Say no to pirates

    -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch

    Damn (0 replies)
    started by DaWolfE
    (11.04.2000 10:02:54 PM EST)

    That was great, frost bites gotta be a bitch then

    Stay True To Yo Name

    Good twist (0 replies)
    started by tommie112
    (11.04.2000 7:01:56 PM EST)

    Great!

    LOL!! (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (11.03.2000 3:38:41 PM EST)

    ...:)

    ~SweetiePeach~

    WOW IMAGINE THAT (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (11.02.2000 3:58:34 PM EST)

    NAKED IN THE REFRIGERATOR TALK ABOUT FROST ON THE PUMPKINS

    You grammar illiterate (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.02.2000 10:17:44 AM EST)

    Learn to use "whoever" and "whomever" correctly and I may laugh next time.

    Uh. Imagine this..... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (11.02.2000 2:26:16 AM EST)


    I'm delivering the mail when.....

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    funny (0 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (11.02.2000 1:20:23 AM EST)

    I heard a different version of this joke but it's still funny as hell

    What did I do today?Nothing,absolutely nothing.And you know what? It was everything I thought it could be.

    Uhhh..... (0 replies)  
    started by mizike
    (11.02.2000 0:07:09 AM EST)

    was that supposed to be funny?

    I think I'm gonna puke...

    hey shut up!! (1 reply)
    started by bigtomato
    (11.02.2000 0:05:23 AM EST)

    i like this joke.. :) haha

    im a bad, bad girl.. do i hafta go to your room now? :) i hope!

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