The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after
accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they
have laptop computers, how they make money, etc...
Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you
guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the
Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.
Maureen and the male Martian go off to a
bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weeny member
about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.
"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he
asks, "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"
"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With
eachslap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively
long.
"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still
pretty narrow..."
"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each
pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is
extremely exciting to the woman.
"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad,
passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go
their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?"
"It was horrible," he replies, All I got was a headache. All she kept
doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
