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Olympic Condoms

By: MissPKPublished: 01/12/2001
 
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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold, of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".

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    funny (0 replies)
    started by coreman
    (01.15.2001 6:05:49 PM EST)

    You are the coolest and you steal all the woman!!!

    Corey W Pritchett

    the way i (0 replies)
    started by jci986
    (01.12.2001 3:54:31 PM EST)

    figure it,if hes getting some,hes a winner

    And the medal goes to.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (01.12.2001 12:45:43 PM EST)


    I woulda won if it weren't for that Russian judge....

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

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    started by obiwan
    (01.12.2001 8:40:53 AM EST)

    Your jokes are quite good lately, PK! Good work!

    The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

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    started by sigma
    (01.12.2001 1:52:58 AM EST)

    The man, now quite peeved at his wife, then replies, "Why don't I wear the bronze and you call your younger sister?"

    I TOOK MY PROZAC!

    HI YO SILVER (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (01.12.2001 0:08:12 AM EST)

    I ALWAYS CUM IN THIRD

    OR MORE PRECISELY SHE CUMS TWICE BEFORE ME

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