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Fire Up the Grill

By: AcidIntervalPublished: 11/13/2000
 
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Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when, Ted looks over at his wife and says: "You're butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The wife chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

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    KaP'N Aype's 2 cents (0 replies)
    started by KaptainAype
    (11.14.2000 6:50:09 PM EST)

    If your fat lose weight... DONT EAT! IF YOU ARE FAT AND YOU ARE EATING WHILE YOU ARE READING THIS STOP EATING!!!!!
    P.S. i like big butts and i cannot lie.

    -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch <^>(0żo)<^>

    LOL.... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (11.13.2000 5:28:08 PM EST)

    thats a good one.

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    were all gonna die!!! (0 replies)
    started by daveminster
    (11.13.2000 1:43:41 AM EST)

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