Smokin' Camels
By: MissPK	Published: 05/17/2001
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. "What's that?" the one lady asked? "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet," she replied. "Where did you get it?" asked the old lady. "You can get them at any drugstore," replied the other woman. The next day, the first lady hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, AFTER all, more than 80 years old) but politely asks what brand she prefers. "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a camel." The pharmacist fainted. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Now why (0 replies) started by roger (05.17.2003 1:09:22 AM EST) would a pharmacist faint over that silly shit? hahahahahaha Just protecting my sheep

Hi my wild cat (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.22.2001 0:09:27 AM EST) thanks for your E-mail. it was very nice to see you, i am thinking a bout you i love you majd

Hi my wild cat (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.22.2001 0:08:52 AM EST) thanks for your E-mail. it was very nice to see you, i am thinking a bout you i love you majd

HA HA (0 replies) started by sted5 (05.18.2001 10:56:19 PM EST) I thought that was really funny.

Hahaha! (0 replies) started by kweenbee (05.17.2001 5:48:20 PM EST) Good one, Miss PK. You should see the looks I get when I pick up my viagra. Haha.

Uh huh.... (0 replies) started by violenttoast (05.17.2001 3:55:51 PM EST) That joke was just one line too long...... ---- Violent Toast --//--

It's a little bit eerie but.... (0 replies) started by willi (05.17.2001 3:23:23 PM EST) I get the same reaction when I go to the hardware store and ask for some diaphrams suitable for my 2" diameter (diaphram) pump. When pumping large amounts of liquid, girth is good!

LOL! (0 replies) started by diverprog (05.17.2001 2:32:32 PM EST) Loved it pretty lady. BTW - how do you *feel* about camels? "I'm your huckleberry"

Old ladies and sex (1 reply) started by NakedCanuck (05.17.2001 11:44:10 AM EST) Thanx PK - I've got a terrible visual now. The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

good one (7 replies) started by bartimus (05.17.2001 7:13:01 AM EST) miss pk, now lets get you a smoke I'm the sheetshaker,the babymaker,the old ladies pet, but the young girls threat!

just think... (0 replies)   started by XorsistXtreme (05.17.2001 1:31:58 AM EST) what would the joke have been like if she smoked Marlboro

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