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so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!
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Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence.
One "Pay-Day," "Mr. Peanut" wanted a "Bit-O-Honey," so he took "Mary Jane" behind the "Power House" on the corner of "Clark" and "Fifth Avenue".
He began to feel her "Mounds" and that was pure "Almond Joy" for him and it made her "Tootsie Roll."
He let out some "Snickers" as his "Butterfinger" went up her "Juicy Fruit" and caused a "Milky Way". She screamed and grabbed his "Peter Paul" and "Zagnuts".
"Mary Jane" said, "You are better than the 'Three Musketeers'". Soon she was a bit "Chunky" and nine months later she had a "Baby Ruth".
if this pic thing in my signature worked i'll be a happy person.
The Birth of soda
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AriesBabe
(02.19.2001 12:36:04 PM EST)
One day Pepsi Cola came into town,
His brother Coca Cola shot him down,
Dr. Pepper fixed him up,
Now we all drink 7-up.
Make 7
Up yours
If you don't like it...
Then don't lick it
So Old......
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started by
acornett1
(02.19.2001 8:57:47 AM EST)
I first heard this one before there were any such things as home computers
Good ole Mary Jane, whatever became of that sweet little piece?
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
old
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started by
samiland
(02.19.2001 0:13:15 AM EST)
this is from an old song i used to here on Doctor Demento.
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if this pic thing in my signature worked i'll be a happy person.
