A man and a nun are stuck alone on a deserted island. The man is really horny so he asks the nun if she'll have sex with him.
"If I do that, I would be betraying God. I would have to kill myself to end the pain." replies the nun.
Fearing losing the only person he has to talk to, the man relpies,"Oh no! I wouldn't want you to do that!"
The man decides that it's ok to just masturbate. He does this for about two years. No sex, just masturbation. Soon, it becomes too much for the man. His hands are blistered and his penis is swollen and red. He thinks to himself, Nothing beats the feel of a nice, soft, wet, virgin pussy.
So he goes to the nun and says, "I'm sorry sister, I have to do it. Will you please have sex with me?"
The nun sighs, "Well, I'm going to have to kill myself, but OK."
The man has sex with the nun, and has the time of his life. Afterwards, as promised, the nun kills herself.
After eight months, the man bgins to feel terrible about his latest actions.
He finally decides to bury the nun.
