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Sex Problems Of The Elderly

By: beckdaddyPublished: 08/30/2001
 
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An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination on the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to ask me?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually cold and chilly."

After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then asked, "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old son of a bitch!" she replied, "That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December!"

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    I hadnt heard (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.30.2001 10:31:50 PM EST)

    this one before, funny shit beck

    BIG JOHN

    A Toast: (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.30.2001 12:48:06 PM EST)


    May you live as long as you want to.

    and want to, as long as you live.

    hahaha (0 replies)
    started by meesha
    (08.30.2001 11:41:06 AM EST)

    Hey, at least their still gettin' it on! I hope to be that lucky when I'm that old.

    *meow*

    That Often ! (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (08.30.2001 3:09:16 AM EST)

    Lucky old bastard ! Hahahahahahahaha


    Kiss My Ass !

    Hehehehe...... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (08.30.2001 3:07:44 AM EST)

    So it's a July/December romance instead of May/December...LOL! Good one, honey...:)

    Kisses to my Sweetheart!! ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

    LMAO!! What a future we have ahead!! (0 replies)  
    started by obiwan
    (08.30.2001 3:04:14 AM EST)

    Very good one Beck!!

    ~Obiwan~

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