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An 85-year old man goes to his doctor and says, " Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need three Viagra pills to satisfy them all."
The doctor says "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."
The man says "You have a deal, Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor asks "What happened"?
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i hope
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blazed3wayz
(03.27.2001 5:53:54 PM EST)
haaahaaahaaahaaa!!!
that some funning shit, i hope never get that old with that many women, it could realy hurt.
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LOL
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spikeyxxx
(03.26.2001 11:39:36 PM EST)
THE THOUGHT OF AN 85 YEAR OLD MAN DOING THAT IS A JOKE AND A HALF! I THOUGHT THE JOKE WAS VERY GOOD WRIGHT MORE LIKE THAT!
old
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paparoach1
(03.24.2001 1:24:26 PM EST)
this joke was changed from a old joke.it used to be a guy was throwing a party and a bunch of hot chicks were comming and he needed to make sure he could go the distance.
We're going to infest
hehehe
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oxbrain
(03.24.2001 3:11:13 AM EST)
thats me when I'm older, only I hopefully won't need the viagra...
bah, who'm I kidding, gimme a bottle for each woman
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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