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"I had the opportunity to go out to Goree Island and talk about what slavery meant to America. It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America. America is what it is today because of what went on in the past." —Bush, commenting on the significance of slavery in America's past Source: White House, "Remarks by the President to Embassy Personnel, Leopold Sedar Senghor International Airport, Dakar, Senegal," July 8, 2003
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#213 The largest ball of twine in the US weighs over 17,000 pounds.
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here."
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 Bless You | | By: MissPK | Published: 05/06/2002 | | |  |
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A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a
plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her
legs.
The man isn’t sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably just hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can’t
believe that he’s seeing what he’s seeing.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you’ve sneezed, and three times you’ve taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?"
The woman replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a
rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I’m sorry. What are you taking
for it?"
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Hey Lady
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started by
marvin
(05.06.2002 3:59:08 AM EST)
wanna try some snuff ?
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