First Impression
By: MissPK	Published: 06/17/2001
Jeff walks into the bar and sees his friend Danny, huddled on the bar. Jeff walks over and asks Danny what's wrong. "Well," replies Danny, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a smile. "Well," says Danny, straightening up, "I finally got up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Danny, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible." Says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Danny, "And I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" Danny huddles over the bar again. "I kicked her in the face." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Yeah... (1 reply) started by beckdaddy (06.20.2001 4:27:58 PM EST) I hate it when I do that! Sorry, PK...you're eye better yet?? *grins* Damn funny joke...have some goofballs! Nice shot!

Well... (0 replies) started by bigswifty (06.20.2001 8:06:24 AM EST) This guys got a leg up on the rest of us...I tip my hat, (but not with my hand) REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

hehe (1 reply) started by moncyb (06.18.2001 2:18:46 AM EST) Your jokes are always good Miss PK. Glad you keep writing :)

Great Stuff PK! (1 reply) started by redneckedtulsan (06.17.2001 9:01:21 PM EST) Made it worth while to come calling:)

Hahahaha! (0 replies) started by kweenbee (06.17.2001 3:01:02 PM EST) Gone are the days.......

thats (0 replies) started by paparoach1 (06.17.2001 1:34:13 PM EST) some strong tape. We're going to infest

hahaha (0 replies) started by butchy (06.17.2001 11:04:04 AM EST) funniest joke ever posted

hehehe (0 replies) started by oxbrain (06.17.2001 4:56:51 AM EST) I have that same problem... one time I didn't tape it though and it hit her in the stomach... "It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

HA HA HA HA (0 replies) started by sted5 (06.17.2001 3:51:41 AM EST) Thats great --- WACK!!! heres some chocolates...

Ha! (0 replies)   started by Giggerota (06.17.2001 0:26:38 AM EST) That's cute. "Don't fear my insanity, fear the mind it protects."

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