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If Condoms Had Corporate Sponsors

By: DiTzYfLiRt3980Published: 06/23/2001
 
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Nike Condoms - Just do it!
Chevy Condoms - Like a rock.
Toyota Condoms - Oh, what a feeling!
Diet Pepsi Condoms - You got the right one baby!
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Lays Condoms - Betcha can't have just one.
Almond Joy Condoms - Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont.
Avis Condoms - Trying harder than ever.
Life Cereal Condoms - He likes it! He likes it!
Energizer Condoms - Keeps going and going and going...
Ford Condoms - The best never rest.
Dial Condoms - Aren't you glad to use it? Don't you wish everyone did?
Campbells Condoms - M'mmm m'mmm good.
Timex Condoms - It takes a licking and keeps on ticking!
Johnson and Johnson Condoms - No more tears...

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