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Mixed Blessings

By: misspkPublished: 06/14/2001
 
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Mrs. O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O'Rafferty.

"Hello," said the Father, "and how is Mrs. O'Donovan? Didn't I marry you two years ago?"

She replied "That you did Father."

The priest asked, "And are there any little ones yet?"

"No, not yet Father," said she.

"Well, now, I'm going to Rome next week, and I'll light a candle for you."

"Thank you, Father." And away she went.

Years later they met again. "Well, now, Mrs. O'Donovan," said the Father, "How are you?"

"Oh, very well," said she.

And tell me," he said, "Have you any little ones yet?"

"Oh yes, Father. I've had three sets of twins, and four singles -- ten in all."

"Now isn't that wonderful," he said "And how is your lovely husband?"

"Oh," she said, "he's gone to Rome. To blow out that f*%kin' candle.

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    Better solution... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (06.15.2001 1:46:45 PM EST)


    She oughta be blowing HIS candle!



    President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    I don't know (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (06.14.2001 10:07:19 PM EST)

    Blow the candle out or lick the wick---you make the call.

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    TY (0 replies)
    started by diverprog
    (06.14.2001 4:56:16 PM EST)

    Thank you PK. Good joke.

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    a candle (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (06.14.2001 12:21:32 PM EST)

    that lasts 10 years?

    We're going to infest

    nice (0 replies)
    started by Army
    (06.14.2001 6:53:06 AM EST)

    it was a nice look at catholicism, well done!

    First! (0 replies)  
    started by friday2k
    (06.14.2001 3:05:11 AM EST)

    Very nice, very nice!

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