The Drunk
By: portajon	Published: 06/04/2002
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-e-et!" Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally the guy interrupts... "Go home, Dad, you're drunk!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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A+ (0 replies) started by beo469 (06.09.2003 8:01:21 PM EST) I read it one year late, hope the rating counts!

lol (0 replies) started by acidinterval (06.05.2002 1:10:00 AM EST) great joke Goofball will tickle your innards!

I love it (0 replies) started by kweenbee (06.04.2002 7:07:01 PM EST) Good one. Love the country, live to pee outside!

Good drink (0 replies) started by michaelcarl (06.04.2002 4:05:49 PM EST) Good meat ... good God, let's eat!

I know this family (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (06.04.2002 9:32:30 AM EST) It's funnier in print than it is in real life. Hahaha

after all these years... (0 replies) started by obiwan (06.04.2002 5:26:34 AM EST) that was funny Jon. ~Obiwan~

Way to go Dad ! (0 replies) started by marvin (06.04.2002 2:50:10 AM EST) Stay faithful .... that way you wont know she isn't the best lay in town.

sweet (0 replies)   started by suicideking (06.04.2002 1:27:50 AM EST) if I was the guy at the bar I would have said "damn straight she is...my mom's a fine lay and I would hate to think of the men who go without her....weeeeee doggy my mom sure is good in bed" §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG Killers are silent

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