At 85, Morris married a lovely 25-year old woman. Because her new
husband was so old, the young bride decided that on their wedding night,
they should have separate bedrooms.
She was concerned that the old fellow could over exert himself.
After the wedding festivities, she prepared herself for bed and for the
knock on the door.
Sure enough, the knock came and there stood her 85-year old groom, ready to consummate their marriage.
They did and all went well. The groom took his leave and she prepared to sleep for the night.
After a few minutes, there was another knock on the door and there stood old Morris again.
Somewhat surprised, she consented and again they were successful.
The octogenarian once again bid her a fond good night and left.
She was certainly ready for slumber at this point and fell asleep.
A third time, there was a knock at the door and there stood Morris, as fresh as a 25-year old.
As they basked in the afterglow, the young bride said to Morris, "I'm thoroughly impressed that at your age you have enough stamina to come to my room three times in one night. You're a great lover, Morris!"
Morris, now looking quite confused, turned to her and asked, "You mean I was here already?"
Love the country, live to pee outside!
