Joe leased an apartment and went to the lobby to put his
name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of
the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
Joe smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. Poor Joe broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
"Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at
him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed,
Joe finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!" Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts, they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin....no blemishes anywhere! How can you feel the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, Joe stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming...That was me."
