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Sucking Strategy

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 02/09/2002
 
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The young hooker reports for her first day at the brothel.

The madam says to her, "Do you have any questions?"

The hooker replies, "Yes, I was wondering how long penises should be sucked?"

The madam says," The same as the short ones."

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    Was the madam blonde? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.23.2002 10:40:36 PM EST)

    Just wondering.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Oh no. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (02.09.2002 11:57:09 AM EST)

    Another blonde joke. hahahahaha ^5 Bud.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Yes but... (0 replies)
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    (02.09.2002 7:42:18 AM EST)


    ...which one gets a discount?

    There ya go TJ (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (02.09.2002 3:34:26 AM EST)

    You get as good as the rest of us would get ..... as long as they exclude search time ! Hahahahahahahaha

    Kiss my Ass !

    How deep is my love? (0 replies)
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    (02.09.2002 2:07:28 AM EST)

    My love is as deep as your throat can fathom!

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    started by tjshere
    (02.09.2002 0:19:24 AM EST)

    When the end is near you'll be the first to know.

    Now, now....don't get all choked up about it.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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