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    Sex Toy Grandma

    By: thegrandpatronPublished: 03/10/2002
     
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    A little old lady well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop.

    Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

    Finally she arrives at the counter, grabbing it for support.

    She asks the sales clerk: "Dddodo yyou sssell dddddildosss?"

    The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos.

    Actually we sell many models."

    The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ssssellll aaa llllitttlee pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"

    The clerk responds, "Yes we do".

    "Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"

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    Wait a minute... (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.10.2002 11:51:55 AM EST)

    I sleep with a granny.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    It wouldn't be funny... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.10.2002 11:12:13 AM EST)


    ...ifff iiit hhhapppennneddd tooo yyyouuu!!!

    wouldn't it fall out by itself? (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (03.10.2002 8:27:34 AM EST)

    What did she do,use polygrip for a lubricunt?

    If 10" long is little (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.10.2002 3:05:07 AM EST)

    she must have a cavernous mouth !

    reminds me of (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.10.2002 1:51:43 AM EST)

    the woman who walked into the pharmacy and bellows out to the clerk, "HAVE YOU GOT KOTEX?"

    The clerk said, "Yes we do and you want the extra large, right?"

    The woman said, "How do you know?"

    The clerk said you can always tell the size of a woman's pussy by the size of her mouth."

    The woman replied with her lips puckered, "oh you don't say."


    Just protecting my sheep

    I voted again (2 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (03.10.2002 0:07:46 AM EST)

    And I'm glad grannie has found a way to make herself happy. I'll bet gramps is glad too.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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