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Apples On The Tree Of Life

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 02/23/2002
 
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A young girl sneaks into the bathroom, and sees her father in the shower. Naturally, she is curious, and asks what his testicles are.

"Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life" he tells her, by way of poetic concealment.

Impressed, the girl then repeats this information to her mother, who replies, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging on?"

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    Privacy... I like privacy (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.23.2002 10:36:06 PM EST)

    My daughter would never see my nuts in a shower.

    hahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

    Didn't quite finish (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.23.2002 10:53:26 AM EST)

    "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging on?" the wife said, as she slipped her bra around her knees.

    And what is this pervert doing showering with his daughter anyway?

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    It might help... (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.23.2002 7:54:07 AM EST)


    ...if his little Song Bird of a Wife, turned into a Wood Pecker.

    That'll teach him (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (02.23.2002 3:42:01 AM EST)

    not to go out on a limb in future !

    Kiss my Ass !

    Hahahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (02.23.2002 0:34:07 AM EST)

    The story of my life. ^5 buddy.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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