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By: thegrandpatronPublished: 04/20/2002
 
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Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.

Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."

The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."

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    Ewwwww (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.21.2002 8:19:02 AM EST)

    I guess that will be the first time ol' Jim shot OUT of his ass.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    and to think... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.21.2002 7:24:59 AM EST)


    ...these three guys blew a good chance at life.

    Planning for death (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.21.2002 2:08:35 AM EST)

    my wife has often said she would dance on my grave .... I'm going to be buried at sea.

    Chili night (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.21.2002 0:39:56 AM EST)


    will never seem the same again.


    Just protecting my sheep

    ohhh.... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (04.20.2002 10:43:19 PM EST)

    dear god.good one grand 5^to ya.

    But you can trust ME Don't Trust Anyone

    Aww.. (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.20.2002 9:46:07 PM EST)

    It will be sad when he had to DUMP him then FLUSH.

    Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?

    Now that's (0 replies)  
    started by shawndiaz
    (04.20.2002 8:27:18 PM EST)

    what I call "Chili night"

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