Bear Hunting
By: thegrandpatron	Published: 04/22/2002
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex." Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear said, "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Teacher (0 replies) started by beo469 (04.22.2003 8:01:37 PM EST) Frank's a teacher.

Grin and "bear it" (0 replies) started by number1bestwaitress (04.24.2002 3:14:26 AM EST) I almost wet my pants I laughted so hard. Thanks.. My favorite thing next to sex is to make you laugh

This reminds me... (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (04.22.2002 12:34:05 PM EST) Back when I was Farming I had a baby calf get lost. All my neighbors helped me find it. They all fucked the hell out of it before they brought it back. Then I lost a sheep. Same thing, they all fucked the hell out of it before they brought it back. Then I lost a Pig. Same thing, they all fucked the hell out of it before they brought it back. I know you think that's bad. Well, one day I got lost.

Damn ! (0 replies) started by marvin (04.22.2002 2:54:57 AM EST) I had the same sort of question as TJ, so I wont ask it ;-)

LOL (0 replies)   started by tjshere (04.22.2002 2:33:26 AM EST) Just where is Frank hunting, the San Francisco zoo??? Never fear.....TJ's here!

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