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By: godofhellfirePublished: 06/25/2002
 
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A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist.

The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

"That's right," said the doctor.

He then began to fondle her breast.

"Do you know what I am doing know?" he asked.

"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps or breast cancer."

"Correct," replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he started having sexual intercourse with her.

He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place."

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    woo woo... (0 replies)  
    started by acidinterval
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    great joke godofhellfire!!

    sounds like a PK joke :)

    ^5

    over worked.. and under paid

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