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Do You Still Get Horny?

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 04/28/2002
 
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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

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    ROFL (2 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.28.2002 11:24:00 AM EST)
    Apparently old guys like this joke. I just told it to my dad and we're both rolling here. Big ^5, Patron!

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Intsead.... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.28.2002 8:31:13 AM EST)

    ....of a Hummer Acid wants to try out a Gummer.

    Old Lady Suck (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.28.2002 8:17:39 AM EST)
    Hey look at it this way.. No Teeth!

    HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

    "Horny" (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.28.2002 3:47:50 AM EST)
    Isn't that a brand of cereals ?
    and she says, (1 reply)  
    started by roger
    (04.28.2002 0:51:02 AM EST)

    "do you remember the minuette?"

    and she replies, "no, I don't even remember the ones I screwed."

    Classic joke GP.. always good for a chuckle


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