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Operational Decisions

By: marvinPublished: 07/29/2002
 
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There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.

The first doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the end." They discussed it and decided that would affect his sensitivity.

The second doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk out of the middle of it." They discussed it and decided it would change the texture and feel of it.

The third doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the base of it." They discussed it and said that would give him erection problems.

The doctors looked at the nurse who had tears running down her cheeks.

The nurse cried, "Can't we just make his legs longer?"

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    Now that's (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (08.04.2002 0:00:22 AM EST)

    A good joke.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I told them (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.29.2002 7:44:48 AM EST)

    Fahgettaboutit, just let the Nurse handle it.

    I must point out...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.29.2002 4:48:03 AM EST)

    Dr. TJ does not do this type of surgery. ;^)

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Hey Nurse .... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.29.2002 3:14:27 AM EST)

    I'm with you darlin' !

    Is that you there LadyBug ? LOL

    SO what!! (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (07.29.2002 2:15:54 AM EST)

    if it was an old joke... It was a DAMN'D good one wasn't it?!?!

    ^5 Marvin

    If you can't break the ice, trying to start a conversation... Drownd it

    old joke (0 replies)  
    started by arealladiesman
    (07.29.2002 1:28:54 AM EST)

    yet women remain the same

    If you don't stand for something, you'll fall to ANYTHING!

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