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 Kickin' Farm | | By: acidinterval | Published: 07/27/2002 | | |  |
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A young boy comes into the kitchen and asks his mom, "What's for breakfast?"
Since they live on a farm, the mother asks, "Have you finished your chores yet... you can have breakfast after your chores are done."
The boy went and did his chores, and the mother watched through the kitchen window.
The boy returned when he was finished and went to the table. All he saw was a bowl of cereal. He asked, "Is this all I get for breakfast?"
The mom replied, "Well I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs, and I saw you kick a pig, so you don't get any bacon, and I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk either."
Just then the dad enter the kitchen and kicked the cat on the way in.
The boy says, "Mom, should I tell him, or do you want to?"
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