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The Problem With Small Cars

By: marvinPublished: 08/28/2002
 
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A couple was driving through the countryside in an old, beat-up Volkswagen. The fertile quiet of the scenery began to inspire some lascivious thoughts, so they decided to pull over to the side of the road and engage in a little love making.

The girl quickly jumped out of the cramped car, stripped, lay spread-eagle on the lush, green grass, and waited. And waited.

And waited ...

"Honey," she yelled, "If you dont get out of that Volkswagen, I won't be in the mood much longer!"

"Baby," he lamented, "If I don't get out of the mood, I won't get out of this here Volkswagen!"

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    I bought a bigger car (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (08.29.2002 10:05:32 PM EST)

    For that express reason.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Awh (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.28.2002 7:54:44 AM EST)

    memories of my misspent youth.

    She had better..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.28.2002 5:57:55 AM EST)

    Make sure he sports a rubber. It appears he's caught a bug.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Sex in a car ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (08.28.2002 4:30:44 AM EST)

    I tried once with my girlfriend .... I said "Get in the baackseat" she said "no", I asked why and she said she wanted to stay in the front seat with me ;-)

    zoom zoom! (0 replies)  
    started by acidinterval
    (08.28.2002 3:27:07 AM EST)

    ever have sex in a car? anyone! anyone?
    it's not thats easy when your 6'5
    better if she gets on top

    ewe are sofa king we todd did

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