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Anatomy Lesson

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 08/30/2002
 
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Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you come from."

Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."

"Why?" one asked.

Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd."

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    I guess ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.30.2002 6:38:31 AM EST)

    now we know the Rest of the Story about Harry Munk Bubblette. He was an inch off.

    Only slightly better (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (08.30.2002 4:16:53 AM EST)

    than having your mom point to a map and say this is where you come from .... pointing to Canada !

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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