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Good News, Bad News

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 09/04/2002
 
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Doctor: "I'm afraid I have some good news and some bad news, Miss Hottwot."

Miss Hottwot: "Well, give me the good news first, Doc."

Doctor: "Your lab tests came back today, and your crabs are all gone."

Miss Hottwot: Gee, that's great! But what's the bad news?"

Doctor: "We don't know what killed them."

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    Crabs (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (09.04.2002 12:50:42 PM EST)

    Her crabs are gone, but someone eleses moved in

    I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

    She reminds me (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.04.2002 8:08:29 AM EST)

    of TJ's ex-wife.
    (Solely on hearsay mind you)

    Proof yet again (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (09.04.2002 4:30:58 AM EST)

    that GP's crabs are the champions !

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