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 Aging and Action | | By: marvin | Published: 10/09/2002 | | |  |
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A 78 year-old man came into the doctor's office and complained of being tired. The Doctor asked if he'd done anything unusual lately.
The man said, "Well, Wednesday night I picked up a 20 year old secretary, went back to her place, and nailed her 3 times. Thursday, I met a 19 year old waitress at the diner and we went out to Lover's Rock and made love 4 times. Friday, I went out with an 18 year old friend of my granddaughter's and we ended up making it in the back of my Ford. Saturday I was lured into a motel by 17 year old twins..."
The Doctor said, "That's absolutely astonishing. But with all the dangers of sex these days, I hope you took proper precautions..."
"Of course," the old geezer replied, "I gave 'em all phony names..." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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Trouble is
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marvin
(10.09.2002 4:54:54 AM EST)
by Monday he'll be doing something illegal! 
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waaahahaha
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acidinterval
(10.09.2002 2:47:12 AM EST)
good thinkin gramps...
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