Ethel Kneivel
By: misspk	Published: 10/26/2002
Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because she and her fellow residents are all one sandwich short of a picnic, they all tolerate each other, and some of the men actually join in. One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Mad Mike stepped out of his room with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?". Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK," he said and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird William popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP!", Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him. William nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Bonkers Brian stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable (for his age) erection in his hand. "Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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For you PK (1 reply) started by marvin (10.26.2002 5:20:25 PM EST) I'm absolutely bonkers ! Hahahahahahahahahaha

Harry... (1 reply) started by bigdadlong (10.26.2002 1:52:47 PM EST) stay the hell out of the nursing homes you perv! I just gotta say my grandma just entered a nursing home and the thought of this joke creeps me out. At least my dad is the maintenance man there and can keep her spirit up.

Inquiring minds want to know (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (10.26.2002 9:07:46 AM EST) "holding a very sizable (for his age) erection in his hand" Just how big would that be? What the fuck does "His Age" have to do with it? Does it get bigger or smaller as we grow older? I know people's Nose and Ears never quit growing. To bad it isn't the same for the old schween. We all know what happens to a woman's ....., no I better not go there.

PK (0 replies)   started by arealladiesman (10.26.2002 1:13:18 AM EST) I hate to "blow" your cover but this joke was already posted on this site awhile back. I have a better idea, why don't you post a nude pic of yourself in the uncensored section? If you want I'll submit one of the pics I took of you in the hot tub during spring break last year ;) Nothin turns me on more than a woman who knows how to dance!

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