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Vegas Bound

By: misspkPublished: 11/24/2002
 
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A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."

He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him, "I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free."

He pondered that then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch with his wife.

She said "And just where do you think you're going?"

"I'm going too!!" he replied.

"Why?" She asked.

"I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a year."

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    Twice a year? (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.24.2002 7:59:12 AM EST)

    That lucky bastard!

    Huh? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.24.2002 0:46:37 AM EST)

    She's gonna get $400 a night for burning dinner???

    Hugs to the hugely missed PK.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    pretty snazzy, huh?

    heh (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (11.24.2002 0:22:47 AM EST)

    hey hey hey, what's the scoop, I like boobs and I like poop!


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    As GP would say.... (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (11.24.2002 0:15:55 AM EST)


    ...ahhh nevermind.

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