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Recipe For Love

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 12/01/2002
 
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2 laughing eyes
2 well-shaped legs
2 loving arms
2 firm Milk containers
2 nuts
1 fur lined mixing bowl
1 firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into Laughing eyes

2. Spread well shaped legs with loving arms. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased, check regularly with finger.

3. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed.( for best results-continue to kneed milk containers)

4. As heat rises, continue to plunge banana into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably no over night)

5. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.

2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.

3. If cake rises - leave town.

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    Good one Grand (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (12.03.2002 0:24:50 AM EST)

    ^5 from me buddy.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Missing ingredient (0 replies)
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    (12.01.2002 5:58:39 PM EST)

    You left out the $60.

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    1 dead baby, water, additional ingredients as you see fit


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