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"Guys aren't albe to get $15 or $20 million [a year] anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game."
— Orlando Magic star Penny Hardaway, bemoaning the NBA's new salary cap
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#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
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is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
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 Alien Sex | | By: acidinterval | Published: 12/10/2002 | | |  |
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One afternoon a alien spacecraft landed in a farmers yard.
Out of the spacecraft stepped a male and female alien. The farmer and his wife introduced themselves and invited the aliens in for supper. When supper was over the aliens explained that where they come from and are treated as nice as they were today, the couples switch partners for the entire night.The farmer and his wife agreed and each couple went to seperate bedrooms for the night.
Now in the farmers wife bedroom, she was already in bed waiting for the male alien to join her. When the alien got undressed, the farmers wife started laughing pointing at his penis. The male alien asked what the matter was. She still laughing and pointing, she said, "Your penis is so short." The alien said, "Just wait." With that he pulled his right ear, and his penis grew to 8 inches long. The farmers wife still laughing and pointing said, "Your penis is long enough, but its so skinny like spagetti." With that the alien pulls on his left ear. His penis thickened enough to satisfy the farmers wife and they had great sex all night.
In the morning after the spacecraft left, the farmers wife explained to her hubby about the great night she had and asked how his went. The farmer scratched his head and said, "That was the weirdest night I have ever experienced, because she kept pulling on both my ears all night!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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