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Deaf Couple

By: michaelcarlPublished: 06/29/2002
 
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During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?

For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife,

"Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time.

If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."

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    50 times? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.29.2002 6:51:54 AM EST)


    Premature Ejaculator Mutha Fucka.

    I've always wondered:
    is it possible, to prematurely ejaculate during Masturbation?
    I mean isn't that the reason one would do that?

    That'll work (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (06.29.2002 2:49:21 AM EST)

    sounds good to me.

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